Mortal Humpbat

I saw a new video fighting game in a taco shoppe and marvelled how the female characters now have enormous breasts that bounce in a lifelike way as they kick, punch, headlock and piledriver the other fight characters and are likewise brutalized in return. I also marveled at their lack of pants, and at the buff, rippling, glistening muscles on the male characters as they wrestled and beat one another into abject submission.

It is pretty clear where these games are going, and with the help of BUNGCO, they can arrive. Mortal Humpbat features male and female characters in costumes which leave them quite indecent. As opposed to games in which the object is to batter the opponent lifeless, in Mortal Humpbat you seize the opponent, then pleasure yourself with their wriggling body. Your opponent must break free then attempt to pleasure him/herself at your expense in return. The winner is the one who can use his or her opponent to bring his character to orgasm first. There is hitting and punching, but it serves only to decrease the level of arousal of your opponent - and this decreases your own level as well. No-one is killed or rendered unconscious.

Now lusty gamers can overty satisfy the erotic fantasies implicit in these games, whether with sweaty manly men or anime schoolgirl types. Submissive types may choose to lose on purpose. Perhaps a secret code will allow the two Humpbatants to get along and have consensual intercourse....nah.

please don't tell me this already exists....