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A large-ish (about 4 inch diameter) snowglobe consisting of a bullet-
resistant polycarbonate sphere filled with the usual sickeningly sweet
scenes of Christmas cheer, mounted atop a handle and used to
bludgeon people.
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I suppose it could, acrylic spikes with embedded LED bulbs could add
to the Christmassy illusion. |
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I'm guessing that due to the the inflation of (number of ideas that involve) s**w g****s, this has created an incentive to write more an more of them.
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So we head to the subsequent inevitable crash, which will leave HB'ers outside train stations waving paper plates at passing commuters, saying "Buddy, can you spare croissant? Even a fishbone would help..."
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It's time for a macro-economic policy on s**w g**** (ideas) I'm suggesting Keynesian, store up the s**w g****s ideas in the good years, and then release them in more fallow times.
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NB just went on a date at 8am on a Sunday morning, what is the world coming to? |
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//what is the world coming to?//
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Please ensure those scenes of Christmas cheer are
presented in terms of MORNING things --although,
just to be punny, you might consider a funeral scene
("mourning").... |
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Haha I'm loving all the snowglobe ideas - and the fun
they are having! Puts me in an orrery kind of mood! |
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