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Unless, of course, you all really like it,
which I doubt.
A toilet with eyes painted on the tank, the
seat painted like a handlebar mustache,
and a nose and mouth painted inside the
bowl. There is a pressure switch on the
seat that plays "sit on my face" whenever
someone is seated.
"sit
on my face and tell me that you love
me....."
Again, I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have
done this.
I love this song - its the mixture of naughty depravity and the hint of the naive boyscouts singing around the campfire...
http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Sit_on_my_Face
[po, Jun 08 2007]
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I'm speechless. I guess it stays. I like how
no one has claimed their votes. I guess a
lot of y'all are as silly as me, you just don't
want to admit it. cool. |
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....this is......no words.......there are just no
words for this..... |
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is that a good thing or a bad thing? |
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awww...... I think its funny. lighten up. :-P |
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Delete this and I'll sit on your face! + |
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That was slightly erotic [zeno] |
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//you just don't want to admit it// |
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...and I suppose that masked figure creeping out the back door might be [po], but you didn't hear that from me. |
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I had that same feeling [pert]... anyone
else want to own up to it? [po]? thanks for
the votes... |
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I'll own up to it. One of them is mine. Like anyone ever thought of me as an insightful, mature, individual anyway... |
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I'll own up to it. One of them is mine. Like anyone ever thought of me as an insightful, mature, individual anyway... |
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Handlebar staches are ridiculous! Same with crappers with faces on them.... and that ridiculous song plays whenever the seat is pulled down? This could be the single worst idea to ever be posted on the bakery*, and yet I can't stop laughing about how ridiculous it is! Imagine if somebody were to install this in a public resteraunt as a joke or something. [+] |
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*I would never use this toilette because I'm not a rhomo! |
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[Kat], we felines don't use such amenities. A good hole in the ground is much more hygienic. Meow. |
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// Imagine if somebody were to install
this in a public resteraunt as a joke or
something// |
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Actually I had the idea when I stepped
up to a public toilet to pee. I saw that
split seat which reminded me of a
mustache. The song immediately
sprang to mind, as did the permanent
marker in my pocket. If I had another
marker for use in the class I was
heading to, there would be a toilet in
my school which said this on the seat.
Alas, I didn't want to throw away my
only marker, and I'm sure as hell not
gonna use it after its touched a public
toilet seat. |
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That is awesome just a little disturbing |
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Please, don't tell me that you go from restroom to restroom drawing handlebar staches on public toilettes for a living! |
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The deluxe version comes with a giant foot suspended from the ceiling, which comes down over the toilet with a satisfying rasp when the flush is pulled. |
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//Please, don't tell me that you go from
restroom to restroom drawing handlebar
staches on public toilettes for a living!
// |
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I'd buy one with a certain president's face painted on it. (I'm not saying which president, or of what country or organization, since I think that'd be against the law.) |
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Obligatory WIFRT: when I first read this idea I thought it was going to be about a toilet with a built-in snake to keep the drain clear. |
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wouldn't that be a monty toilet python? |
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and when you arrive to the end and you raise, you can hear "And now, for something completely different..." :) |
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