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Combine the classic Monkey, Pigsy, Julie, Tripitaka, Yu-Lung, the white horse, Sandy, Lawrence, Mr. Roarke and his sidekick Tattoo.
Cast, mix them up and throw them into a nine episode television series.
First episode: The Toughest Man Alive-Goes Wild about Heaven.
Fantasy Island
http://www.tvtome.c...679/Fantasy_Island/ [skinflaps, Dec 21 2004]
Monkey
http://www.tvtome.c...ervlet/showid-9321/ [skinflaps, Dec 21 2004]
Breakaway
http://www.nicecupo...evious.php3?item=35 [gnomethang, Dec 21 2004]
Monkeys
http://www.monkeygo...php/products_id/275 For [gnomethang] [skinflaps, Dec 21 2004]
Monkey Island.
http://www.lucasart...m/products/monkey4/ [Amos Kito, Dec 23 2004]
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Jeez, even the autoboners don't get it. |
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Monkey: good. Fantasy island: bad. |
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I would have preferred the far superior 'Water Margin' combined with 'Space 1999'. First Episode: Nine Dozen Heroes and one Breakaway. |
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<list alert> I can see where this is going... Perhaps 'The Water Margin' and 'The Love Boat' just to keep in the spirit!. </list alert> |
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The power of Monkey was... Irrepressible! |
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Top stuff. A while back I came across the book it's based on - an ancient legend (4th century or summink) by a guy called Wu Chen-Eng (I think). It's exactly the same as the TV series - funny and irreverent, but with slightly better dubbing. |
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Personally, I'd like to see Monkey vs. the A-Team, but that's probably never going to happen. B.A. would never stand for it. "I ain't going back in no time, foo'!" |
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[lostdog] wouldn't that be "I ain't going back in no time, Kung foo'!" |
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I stand corrected. Whilst imagining Tripitaka doing that whispery-prayer thing and tightening all the gold chains around B.A.'s neck... |
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Meanwhile... In steps Tattoo "The pigsy, the Pigsy" |
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The Face turns and cheats Tripitaka and Murdock into a American Air Force Jet, loaded with the "Sergeant Bosco "B.A." Baracus" heat seeking Golden missile. |
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Aaaaaaa..towards, yep, Monkey Island Magic ! |
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Which Monkey's flying cloud swiftly counters. (I mis-read "Bosco" as "Roscoe" there. For a second I thought the A-Team were calling in reinforcements from the Dukes of Hazzard.) |
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With all his might, B.A yells "I die before I fly" Fool! |
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Monkey waves his staff , whispers "The eunuch should not take pride in his chastity". |
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(being Monkey Island Magic, in its true form, the visitors can proceed to live their fantasy as the A-Team) |
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