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Everytime I put on a pair of pants and find some cash in the back pocket or key pocket, it seems to make me have a better day for some reason. If a pants compay could afford to put a dollar bill in every 10th pair of pants made, it would make some people have better days. The company should do this secretly
and not tell anybody so that way theives dont go walking around the mall fishing into stores pants pockets, make it seem like a coincidence to the person who puts the pants on that there just happens to be a dollar in their pocket for a drink on the go, a snack along the way to work, bla bla bla.
Brass In Pocket
http://www.pretenders.org/lybra.htm
[DrCurry, Mar 08 2006]
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Some pants could also have a condom, or a little bit of weed. Some could have a raisin. Some might have a used kleenex or a sharp piece of wire. They could be called the Pants of Life. |
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secret chocolate pocket - sshhh! |
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/secret chocolate pocket / - could serve as an explanation for skidmarks, too. + |
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Lottery ticket would be a low cost way to allow every pair of pants a chance of being the lucky pair. |
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