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Some pants could also have a condom, or a little bit of weed. Some could have a raisin. Some might have a used kleenex or a sharp piece of wire. They could be called the Pants of Life. |
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secret chocolate pocket - sshhh! |
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/secret chocolate pocket / - could serve as an explanation for skidmarks, too. + |
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Lottery ticket would be a low cost way to allow every pair of pants a chance of being the lucky pair. |
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