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ever wonder how good your personal body guard is ? what you need is a Mockassasin, someone who'll attack you, in an obviously non-lethal way (lest they get killed themselves) to check out how good they are. Basically the bodyguard equivalent of a mystery shopper.
Just to be on the safe side, so
you'd know whether you were really being attacked, they could wear soft leather shoes.
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How about just plain Mocassins? Water Mocassins are pretty deadly. |
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you'd throw them at yourself [lawpoop] ? |
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only the best for my mockassasin. |
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They're called war games. You can hire companies to test your defenses. Baked, baked, baked....Did I say baked? |
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"yes, i'd like you to attack me as i leave the store
tomorow. i'm faxing my picture now. try very hard to kill
me, but dont worry, you wont, my body gaurd should stop
you. yes yes, attack the woman in the picture i sent you
with intent to kill... yes its me... what do you mean i have
a mans voice? just attack her...er...me..." |
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Mocassin ... Mockassassin .... *Laughs
like a retard* |
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You could just throw shoes at him
(perhaps soft leather ones) to test how
good he is .... not sure how effective
that would be though. |
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