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Often felt knead-needy while commuting, at a wedding reception or when reading Crash Testing for Dummies? This agile automaton will be all over you, massaging sore muscles and soft spots, relieving stress and promoting well being through lymph promulgation.
Based on a patently inventive, fishnet,
body suit, the hand-sized robot crawls around on the inside using cog wheels on two axes, before stopping to rub you the right way. With street wear over the body suit, nobody will guess that youre in cuddle heaven.
The mobile masseuse is superior to competing products such as Vendasage, Buttock Massage or Massage Suit, because its battery powered, body temperature, tickle-free fingers are always with you, doing a body walk.
Different folks can choose different strokes such as random rubs, programmed palpitations or radio-controlled caresses. Wind up your session by pulling on the fish net, ski mask hood for an in-your-face follicle and mug massage.
(?) sketch at skin level
http://www.geocitie...mobilemasseuse.html [FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
perhaps...more practical?
http://www.drleonar...il.cfm?EDP=10324051 [OpheliaFrump]
Tickle Cat
http://www.xs4all.n...ckle/TICKLEcat.html Baked! [OpheliaFrump, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Tickle Cat
http://www.xs4all.n...ckle/TICKLEcat.html Baked! [krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Also from Ophelia's supplier
http://www.drleonar...il.cfm?EDP=10272904 Aye Carumba! [FloridaManatee, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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you sure it won't go wrong and rub you up the wrong way? |
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Mmm.. I'll give you a toasty croissant because I could go for a massage right now. I think perhaps you could give it a catchier name. Feng has a massage machine that goest by the moniker "Fitness Ambassador". The writing on the box belongs on engrish.com! |
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<Starts taking bets on first appearance of anno containing words "in your pocket"> |
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<marty feldman>What 'ump?</marty feldman> + |
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po: Only between consenting adults and machines, but no one will get knocked up. |
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ma: How about Four-Stroke Digital Roving Ambassador? |
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that looks like an item of torture, farmerjohn |
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po: Ah, but its touch can be as soft as as a hungry kitten stroking past your ankle in the morning. |
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Hey someone baked something very much like this, see link. |
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Kia already has Korean models, now that theyre cracking down on human trafficking. "me luv u long time!" bzzorrnt! |
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