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For a modest fee, urban dogs are released into a large flatbed trailer with wire cage walls and a turf deck to frolic and take care of business. Could be equipped with a retractable roof for inclement weather. Every few stops, the conveyor belt turf deck is cycled half a turn, causing accumulated debris
to fall into a collection chamber.
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Greyhound racing on a conveyor belt would be kinda fun. |
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This is better than that comeditragic effort, "immobile dog run". Those immobile dogs just wanted more treats. |
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For a further fee, not quite as modest, we will get your dog down off the flatbed and give it back. mwhawhahahahhahaha.... |
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Sorta good. "Mobile dog run" would be one name. "The stinky truck" would be my pick. |
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