h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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You know when you thump your head with the heel of your hand while muttering, Think, damn it! Think!?
Instead, put on a pair of mind boggles -- two soft orbs attached to your head with an elastic band. A solenoid connected to a lead weight inside each orb fires at the push of a button (located
on the wrist strap) giving your head enough of a jolt to make you think.
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We've done a head-slapper before (I think). Got blown away when [blissmiss] left (I think). |
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My mind boggles better when I sleep on it, not when I'm under stress at the thought of being zapped.. So I'll pass, thank you. |
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"Honey, where are my mind boggles?"
<sound effect> smacking forehead </sound effect>
"Think, damnit, think!" |
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you've left them on the top of your head as per usual. |
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A pair? When I just want to hurry up and think I use one hand to boggle. But when Ive made some horrible blunder, I use two. What youve got here is the blunder-boggle. |
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"Du hast mein WunderBoggles gegessen!" |
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Or, If you strap a game of 'Boggle' to your head, the letters may flip to the answer you seek. A magic 8-ball with more possible answers... |
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[MrK] why are you qouting the Pointer Sisters in german?
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//I'm so excited, I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control and I think I like it// ?
I won't vote for it unless I can use it on someone else's elf or it explodes. |
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I don't want to be pedantic, but isn't this really a de-boggler? |
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