Was thinking, as somebody who's done a bit of boxing myself, what my strategy would be to survive a match with Mike Tyson as long as possible. I came up with this:
Do not box, don't even have boxing gloves that would just slow you down. Duck, roll, run, try to get behind him, grab him from behind
etc. With this strategy I might be able to get through a pretty good portion of the first round. It would take months of practice, but it's not entirely impossible that I could do it, but even if not, I'd be kind of proud for every 5 seconds I made it. Survived 30 seconds? I'm calling that a good day.
Now if there were a million dollar prize per round to survive Iron Mike, I'm probably just stupid enough to do it. But point is, I'm sure others would be as well.
So that's the idea: one million dollars a round for the challengers who survive Iron Mike by not boxing, just running away. I'd pay Mike 1 million for say one hour, then to make everybody have warm happy feelings have some charity get a matched million for each million given out. Now keep in mind, contestants would be told "Run, do not box. If you box, you will die." Headgear would be mandatory too.
I would watch this.