Mild Mannered Bowl

this is a proposal for a pre-super-bowl-party ritual to be distributed into the disability community so that among every group of friends who have disabilities there is organized on the weekend before the SuperBowl, a Mild Mannered Bowl, the winners of which get to sit down in the endzone and argue about who is going to cajole and bribe and spend their hard-earned cash in this under-employed community, to find a ride from an able-bodied person to an actual SuperBowl party the next weekend, so that we can all feel a part of the larger able bodied community for whom it is no problem to drink and drive their way to Super Bowl parties to celebrate ableism. Oh no wait, this is my real life.