Mike Pence Fly Attractor Apparatus

Flies can be troublesome when you're trying to eat, and they're not easily deterred but they seemingly cannot resist landing on a human head coated with white hair.

This lead to the rapid development of the Mike Pence Fly Attractor Apparatus.
As the name suggests, this is a replica of Mike Pence's head, complete with a coating of luxurious pure white hair. The head is scaled down in size so that it can fit comfortably on a kitchen table, and is stabilised by being cut off at just below the shoulders.

When switched on, the head becomes an irresistible resting place to any passing fly, who will land on its soft white hair and walk around happily, leaving you to enjoy your food in peace.

Here's how it works:
The head comes with a grooming compound that must be brushed through the hair once a week. When the head is switched on, the hair strands heat up slightly, causing a vapour to be released from the grooming compound. Passing flies find this vapour to be irresistible. The vapour is totally odourless and harmless to humans and pets. Carefully carrying the head outside then switching it off causes the flies to lose interest as the vapours decline, and fly away to bother someone else.

De-luxe version features randomly moving eyes and occasional mouth opening and closing.

Super De-luxe version answers questions like Alexa, only you have to say "Hey Mike" to get it to wake up, and it's only connected to Fox News as its source of information stream.