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For the more idle amongst us..
A b**p*** that has a water-reservoir in a non-metallic but temperature resistant nantoka, that heats up into steam and saves the masochism of inflating the damn thing and gives the added bonus of more sadism in the form of steam burns* to go with the ear-rending rendition
of .....doesn't really matter what, does it?
*Not to be confused with Robbie**
** Or McGonagall.
WG (apparently) reading first bit of The Peripheral
http://www.nypl.org...ideo/william-gibson
...does he need to prove he can read...but somewhere about 1 hr 10 so hardly worth it [not_morrison_rm, Oct 26 2014, last modified Oct 27 2014]
christmass tree or b**p****
http://www.manners....aan-voor-kerstboom/
At least it is inflatable for easier fit, in microwave [zeno, Oct 26 2014]
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Bat penis Bumpoke,...sure I've seen that in one of them DVD catalogues that promises "...discrete, plain wrapper delivery..." |
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Me old mate Katya, her claim to fame was third Russian hooker on the left in a James Bond film, but that scene got cut in the end. Typical. |
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"… my sister Natalya — the fourth- best prostitute in Kazakhstan
…" |
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Could there be an option to fill the thing with a volatile
hydrocarbon fuel … ? |
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I feel I should have pointed out she was working as an extra and it was fictional... |
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Well, lard spings to mind, but you're not going to get the same head of steam. |
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Expat disconnect...Cameron does something stupid, I'm 8000 miles away from it, local politician does something stupid, not my country..not sure it's a great perspective. |
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//counted in economic indicators// |
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Yes - I noticed that too. The implied assumption is that a
country where sexual relationships are monetized is ipso
facto better off than a country where they're not. It makes
a good example of what's wrong with the whole GDP
concept. |
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nantoka nantoka ga betsu ni... sa! amari, desho |
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Why is it that William Gibson doesn't look anything like William Gibson? It is perplexing. Reading first bit of new book. Link. |
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Hang on hang on hang on, wait, stop everything. |
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Is [zeno] right with his link? Because if he is, how
in the hell are you people spelling? Surely that
should be b***p***s, if those were the specific
letters you wanted to include. Or are they called
"bum plugs" in America? What's rude about the
word "plugs" anyway? Aren't we being a little
prudish? Besides, I think general convention is to
spell it with two words, so, really, it should b***
plugs, seeing as the plug bit is hardly rude. |
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If we're going to needlessly censor letters, can we
at least get the number of asterisks right so we
know what the hell people are talking about? |
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For God's sake, you made me say "BAT PENIS". |
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But no one forced you to say it in upper case....took us 3 hours to get the cat down from the tree. Maybe having 8th hanging around with that wood chipper with bits of fish glued to the intake didn't help. |
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I was going to query the spelling of those insertable items, but this could lead to a * cascade.. |
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So, let's just cut to the chase... |
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So every time I say that, you all know what I mean...problem solved. |
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