MicroNoo

The noospheric reordering of the planet (just over one year away!) might happen like this: everyone and everything is pulled into the right place at the right time, through the appropriate use of facebook, and after having all of their energy extracted through a sex trombone-like process (see linked sex trombone idea) a shake out would start to occur at the molecular level (barring the possibility that this is what cancer is) through the intervention of this patented and available only from JHCmart online, fabric: MicroNoo. At the micro level the fabric is made out of fractal gentle-needle type fibers (see linked gentle needle idea) that extract stuff softly from the epidermal layers of the individual bodies in the maelstrom of vibrating people, cows, plants and other stuff that will be flying around the air at that point in a world wide harmonic disaster-symphony. The structure of the weave of the fabric is of course patented but basically allows for the reweaving of molecularly sized strands of extracted vibratory people and other stuff material, into a final ordered rapture-quilt that will gastrulate the earth so that it acts as a lens-funnel that will suck the energy out of the sun, bring us into supernova and get our stuff out to the surrounding stars.