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Metronomerama

a metronome attachment that distributes incense
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Metronomerama is a simple device that you attach to the end of the arm on a mechanical metronome.

The purpose of the new attachment is to act as a holder for an incense stick. Now when the metronome is activated, the trail of smoke emitted from the burning incense will be greatly enhanced, and make significant zig-zag patterns as it dissipates.

Because of the additional weight of the new attachment, the metronome will of course require a simple recalibration in order to continue to deliver an accurate timing beat. (full instructions provided)

Deluxe version takes the form of a grasping monkey's fist whose fold over digits hold the incense firmly in place.

xenzag, Jan 01 2021

Santiago de Compostela https://www.youtube...watch?v=hP2mlUR20V8
How big do you want it to be? [pocmloc, Jan 01 2021]

Psycho cat Psycho_20cat
Shameless elf-promotion; inspired by [Voice]'s anno. [8th of 7, Jan 01 2021]

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       I'm all for increasing the waftyness of incense and other fragrant particulate vapours [+]
zen_tom, Jan 01 2021
  

       This has the obvious risk of scattering burning fragments of material some distance from the device, which could easily result in a destructive fire.   

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8th of 7, Jan 01 2021
  

       [+] I'll take a good luck cat version
Voice, Jan 01 2021
  

       ^ Aaaaahhhh ... OK....   

       Hmmmm.   

       <link>   

       <later>   

       Could this be done with a sparkler instead of an incense stick ?
8th of 7, Jan 01 2021
  

       + yay, yes sparklers and some other dangerous exploding things!
xandram, Jan 02 2021
  

       Tagline: "Do you want fires with that ? "
8th of 7, Jan 02 2021
  

       Isn't it going to speed up as the stick burns down?
RayfordSteele, Jan 04 2021
  
      
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