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A coin operated booth about the size of a photo-me booth that
can be situated near the fruit and veg aisle in the
supermarket. It will use a combination of stereoscopic
goggles, odour release technology, tactile feedback gloves and
5.1 surround audio to recreate the experience of buying the
perfect melon.
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And the experience ends with a virtual overripe melon being cracked over your head, just so you know what that feels like, too. |
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Someone's on a roll? Nope .... loose melon. |
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Perhaps grocery stores could just display an example melon, available for thumping and smelling for comparison to others. Only problem there is people just taking the example melon... |
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<advert>I just want to buy a melon</advert> |
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Crap. I thought this had something to do with boobies. |
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//I thought this had something to do with boobies.// Imagine the queues. |
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"Isn't it great to see so many men interested in melon education? Just look at that line." |
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