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Your meeting LSO (Landing Services Officer) Is your sidekick meant to
help enhance and control office meetings. You know what their regular
job is, right? They help land and launch aircraft with those glow in the
dark batons.
Now your assistant can wave off interuptions, point out whom to
speak,
signal - hey, man! Get to the point! And so much more! The
possibilities are nearly endless. Call today to rehearse your meeting
and reserve our best available LSO's today!
Code duello
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_duello
[normzone, Nov 08 2010]
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That could probably be done in some meetings i attend, i.e. it would be accepted. |
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// glow in the dark batons. // |
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Could they carry billy clubs instead ? More effective ... |
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// The possibilities are nearly endless.// which end are they
missing? |
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But I like this a huge lot. |
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I've read up on running effective meetings, Roberts Rules of Order, and Code duello, and it all sounds really good. I have been in some very well run meetings, and I've been in a lot more abysmal ones. |
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The London Symphony Orchestra will provide accompaniment to my meetings??! ... <reads idea> Oh, right... |
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Today I came in to a client who was holding a
meeting in the room where my stuff was. Had to
stand and watch the whole thing for 35 minutes... I
almost forgot about these. There MUST be a better
way. BTW hippo - the batton could be used for
conducting the London SO. |
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[pashute] Did you charge the client for the 35 minutes? |
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This is baked in at least some corporate structures.
My father is sorta brilliant, but had a propensity for
shooting off at the mouth. In his younger years, he
had a woman that accompanied him to meetings. Her
only job was to kick him in the shin under the table
when he was close to going off on a tangent. |
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I read this as "Meeting LSD" at first |
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