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For movie seating, they should have a leather seat that for every quarter tou put in you will get a 25 second automatic massage(1 sec. equals 1 cent). They should have this only in V.I.P. room so that people have to pay a lil' extra money for. The movie theaters could make some extra money of 'dis and
customers won't mind find puttin 50 cents for almost a minute of a relaxing massage.
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I want a real massage when I pay for the V.I.P lounge. Preferably from look alikes of that hot chick/hunk on the screen. |
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Korean Air's first class lounge in the Seoul airport is one of the nicest I've seen. They even have a "massage" room. Unfortunately, the room contains no table, towels, and masseuse/masseur, but a row of rather sophisticated-looking "massaging" chairs. You'd think that these chairs must be at or near the pinnacle of mankind's achievements in the area of machine-massaging. |
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But that doesn't mean the experience is a pleasant one. I was able to escape the chair's clutches with most of my bones and organs intact, but I'm pretty sure these chairs are being used to interrogate captured al-Qaeda leaders. |
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This would send me to sleep probably. |
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Automatic bone for the desecration of the English language. |
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