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Massage chair elevators improve highrises
ultra high buildings are sometimes considered iffy because of length elevator rides. These ultra long elevator rides could have seating, those wonderful feeling massage chairs, causing people to just absolutely prefer those long elevator ascents. | |
I read that ultra high buildings are sometimes considered iffy because of the length elevator rides. These ultra long elevator rides could have those wonderful feeling massage chairs. This causes people to just absolutely prefer those long elevator ascents.
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...with the police accessing the Torquemada over-ride function, they can interrogate suspects with the same machinery, in the event of a crime in that building. |
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Videos might help kill the time. |
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Can you watch a video while your eyeballs shake in a massage chair ? |
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If not You will need two elevators. Label them "watching" and "shaking". |
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