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Lifelike Prosthetic Petter & Heavy Petter

The synthetic flesh would have to be antibacterial

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Affixed to a tripod a robotic arm covered with a lifelike skin.

When you need attention the Lifelike Prosthetic Arm Petter & Heavy Petter waits without question to make you feel like someone cares about you.

You will need to be able to set the pet intensity and a setting for random pet intensity will be required.

Future models could be configured as automatic spanking machines.

—	vfrackis, Apr 28 2009

it also serves tea... http://cache.gizmod.../12/airmuscle_5.jpg
[xandram, Apr 29 2009]

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//Future models could be configured as automatic spanking machines// - I like the way you nonchalantly throw that in at the end of the idea...

—	hippo, Apr 29 2009

Arm yourselves!

—	2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 29 2009

Heavy Petter and the Prosthesis of Azkaban.

—	MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2009

so... like the realdoll, only moving.

—	ye_river_xiv, May 01 2009

[maxwell] LMAO! That sounds like a half-baked idea in its own right (a novel by that name).

—	andrewbee, Apr 09 2010