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Mall Train
Why isn't there more shopping on trains? | |
The festive season is nearly upon us, and I am girding my loins for a 7-hour (ish) train journey from the chill slopes of Scotland to the damp hills of Devon, to go see my relatives. Now I have done all my Christmas shopping (well done moom), so I will be somewhat laden down. However, I really need a
haircut before I go, and I'm not going to get time.
There are obvious drawbacks with combining train travel and hairdressing, so I'm not going down that path. But it did get me thinking: when you fly somewhere, in a vehicle (the plane) where weight is jealously monitored and fretted over, they somehow always find room for loads of crap which they try and sell to you as you rattle over the Irish Sea. But on a train, which is much bigger and nobody really cares how much it weighs, can you buy perfume? Or little models of trains? Or an electric banana straightener? You cannot. Not on any train I've been on, anyway. What's going on there?
So I propose a series of 'Mall Carriages'. Each one has a different selection of merchandise, and as the journey continues, they are occasionally swapped so you can visit a different mall. So, for example, from Edinburgh to Preston I could browse the bookshop, maybe buy a packet of playing cards for later. Then, from Preston to Birmingham, I could be in the Health and Beauty shop - get a manicure, maybe, if I'm feeling crazy. Finally, from Birmingham to Plymouth, I could browse for a new pair of jeans and a tie for when we go to Aunty Myrtle's (only found out we were going 'coz I got a text as we went past Crewe).
Of course, this would be a logistical nightmare, and would require special Shopping Coordination Wizards in the rail traffic control centres. However, to reduce the problem, I'd suggest simply not telling everyone what shops they're going to get, or even if they're gonna get one at all. Maybe each mall carriage could stock the same basic range (trousers to replace the ones the baby in the next seat has thrown up over, for instance), but beyond that, it's pot luck. Could be remote-control cars, could be organic jam. Just don't know.
Long train journeys are pretty boring, anyway, and it would be great to be able to relieve the boredom with manic splurges of impulse buying.
(?) http://www.geocitie...915/inventions.html
[DesertFox, Dec 21 2005]
For [froglet]
http://www.moomin.fi/moomin.htm
I loved the books when I was little. And I kinda like the word. Plus, I'm white and I have a big nose. [moomintroll, Dec 21 2005]
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choo, choo...jimmy choo choo |
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[po], you just made me cry with laughter. |
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had me in stiches [moom]. |
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"where's my birthday present?". "sorry love, train was late". |
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Ha! //Electric banana straightener// I just mentioned that somewhere. |
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Comes from a list of useless inventions. <linkie> |
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Is it Moom in troll? Or Moo mint roll? Or maybe Mo o mint roll? |
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I rode Amtrak a couple of years ago from Toledo to Croton-on-Hudson, and all they had were these crappy little microwavable burgers in the Commissary car. |
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This is a huge step up.
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[DF]: yeah, I stole that from you ;) |
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Edit: [froglet], Okay, finally found a proper moomin site (took a bit of doing, though). Here's a quick quote, though: "A Moomintroll is small and shy and fat, and has a Moominpappa and a Moominmamma. Moomins live in the forests of Finland. They like sunshine and sleep right through the winter. The snow falls and falls and falls where they live, until their houses look like great snowballs. But when spring comes, up they jump...." |
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The books are for kids, but they have an edge of whimsy to them that always appealed to me when I was little. Not that I knew what whimsy was. Just liked it. |
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Are you Finnished? I used to love them on TV too. |
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not as good as Noggin the Nog....any other fans out there
? |
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Entire loaf for this idea. |
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train stations usually just have the same string of shops: Tie Rack, a massively overpriced Sainsburys metro, a news stand with only foreign papers on and a newsagent with a cadbury's obsession. I'd love a huge shopping carriage. And I empathise with the train journey - from Cheshire to Glasgow loses the novelty after the Lake District and it seems to take forever to get over the border. |
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Instead of "SKY MALL"
Have "Rail mall" |
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Very consumerist. The Americans would love it. |
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I have to agree with [rubyminky], most stations have exactly the same thing, to a greater or lesser degree. |
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But my burning question is this:
How is it that Tie Rack manages to stay afloat? I've never actually seen anyone buy anything from Tie Rack, so it must be selling something, just that I can't seem to see the exchange taking place... |
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I think it will be easy yo do. just take one of the cars and convert the compartments into shops. |
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Nice idea - let's put it into practice after we've made trains that keep to time and don't crash. |
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every country but the UK has done that. |
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