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Don't ask me why, but it occurs to me if Strippers wore
my Magnetic G-Strings, and did a pole dance, they
would
barely have to exert any effort and they could dance
longer, with less energy necessary.
I'm always thinking of ways to ease the life of the
stripper. Always.
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(+)Those would be some impressively strong magnets!
The title had me thinking the magnets were for
holding on the little eye patches. Like insertable
magnets attracting metallic threads in the cloth. |
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Excellent, [Bliss]! In fact, if all underpants were magnetic, it would eliminate the need for seat belts in cars... or something [+] |
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You might want the pole dancer poles to be made of a nonmagnetic
material, lest the G-Strings come off unexpectedly early in the show,
magnetically attached to the pole. |
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Coupled with some kind of money that's magnetic, you could be onto a winner... |
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Would these dancers be levitated by their Gstrings? Sounds like Magnetic Wedgie Fever! And there may be a place for that. + |
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If the G strings were held on magnetically, somebody
controlling electromagnets from off stage could add
an interesting dynamic to the show. |
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bit worried that the pole would strip the dancer! oops. |
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Bit worried that it wouldn't. |
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// I'm always thinking of ways to ease the life
of the stripper. Always. // |
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<Realises with some relief that collecting
edged weapons and dressing in black a lot is,
by some measures, remarkably mainstream> |
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Stripper pileups, had not thought of that. Could be a
kind of kinky show for the VIP Room. Market it. Let's
do it. Someone out there will pay to see it, I have no
doubt. And handsomely as well. |
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[+] Leaving the Magno-Strip Club, women are stuck to
lampposts along the entire street! |
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I foresee a problem, punters bringing there own industrial strength magnets & stripping the strippers prematurely. |
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Then running away with the cash loaded G-strings. |
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Doormen would check for magnets, instead of guns, at the door, you silly. |
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Doormen are rarely particularly good at (that part of) their job, I regularly used to get into my regular club with half a bottle of sherry & 2 quarters of vodka. |
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<To doorman: as you leave with a freshly purchased Grolsch>, 'Left my fags in the car, ok if I just go get them?', <Return, puffing away on the explanatory cig: having swiftly downed the Grolsch, refilled bottle from bottle of sherry in car & slipped a quarter of vodka down the inside of each cowboy boot>. |
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Of course the first few times I did this I took nothing back in with me, & pretended to be gay (with an appreciative little wriggle as they pat searched me), after that they weren't nearly so thorough in their searches ;) |
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So, I think you may still have a problem ;p |
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A magnetic field producing door frame should do the job. |
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A disassembled (or simply switched off) electromagnet carried in & reassembled in the loo should defeat that. |
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A big sign saying "NO magnets allowed, or you'll be barred from this bar forever!!!". That should do the trick then! |
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Though any G-string thief is probably taking that for granted before embarking on the crime. |
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Oddly enough I'd just got to the point in an Asimov story where "....Evans put in, "We will be as long as we concentrate on that petroleum jelly...." |
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Ewww, you've darkened my beautiful idea,
[not_morrison_rm]. Get your greasy hands off it. |
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Apologies, but I blame Asimov, "Lucky Starr and the Big Sun of Mercury" to be precise. |
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As recompense, presumably the magnetic g-strings (sans ladies) could be deployed to set off magnetic mines in cases of naval warfare. Not to mention tinfoil g-string chaff to distract enemy missiles and gunners... |
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Or, magnetic G-strings (sans ladies) deployed to set of mines / ladies (sans G-strings) deployed to distract enemy gunners? |
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Put an entirely different spin on things didn't it ;) |
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I was expecting something like G-strings worn using implanted magnets (2 in front, 1 in the back) to attach the G-string (with matching magnets) without those pesky waist/hip straps.
Wait, would that make it just a "G-"? |
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As long as no one mentions that Geoffrey Prout story title, we'll be ok. |
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Later edit....or mentions just about any Geoffrey Prout story title... |
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Well now you've opened a whole new can of worms. I
don't know who you speak of. Must go Google, dernit. |
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I'm amazed no one has deployed the uniquely British term 'fanny magnet' in these annotations. There's your branding right there. |
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Well, I took the bait and searched the author. I'd be tempted to own a copy just to leave it laying about with my other books and see people's reaction to it. A nicely battered hard cover goes for about $80 though. |
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All these buns for all these comments, yet I remain low down on the bun end. Not that I count em. |
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Oh don't know, 25 & 35 respectively for kitchen hoodies & professional doodling (with a relatively small fish count in both instances). |
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10 for this one (with none). |
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Methinks the lady doth protest too much / shameless fishing for additional buns perhaps. |
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<edit> I smell an a proposal for another thread, bunable anno's with the idea owner getting a tax of any buns given to anno's on their idea (or is that B/2)? <further edit> why yes it is, a quick search shows it's been discussed many time's, possibly not in it's own idea, maybe not with a tax to the idea owner, but covered for sure. |
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Thinking about it, if the pole was electro-magnetic, you could induce an interesting effect by rapid shifts of polarity. There's a pole shift joke in there somewhere. |
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Or you could power some... thing due to the stripper's magnet moving action along the magnetic pole. |
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I'm not joking, but I am trying to. |
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..... @ ...... @ ...... @ ...... |
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<bell clangs in abandoned adobe church> |
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I had assumed that this would be some form of
modesty-protector held in place by a pair of
magnets, one of which would be worn, ah, internally. |
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I forgot I wrote this. Age, the things one does remember and
the things one randomly forgets, weird. I would have liked to
have remembered what the hell I was thinking when I thought
this up, but alas... |
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reusable tearaway lingerie ? a sideline for the formal clothing rental shops. |
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I assume these would come in one color: magnenta. |
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This is clearly a seminal idea. |
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It enables iron-filing shadow-strip-puppetry, for instance. |
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And if the magnets were very strong, and the dancing
poles non-ferrous, perhaps they could slide down without
apparent contact reallly slowly.
I'm not sure if that would be erotic to the lay audience, but
I think physicists would go nuts for it. |
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Taped on magnets and a ferro fluid? |
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