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When you want to turn over some very large engines,
like
the ones in large bulldozers, you insert a shotgun shell in
a
port and fire it to initiate the cranking process.
Thinking along these lines, I reason it should be possible
to
design an engine for a lawnmower (and other small-
engined
machines, such as motorcycles) using a belt-fed
machine-gun with the firing chamber angled slightly to
push the crank/flywheel around. A series of vaned ports
on the flywheel/crank can be used as firing chambers.
The use of blank ammunition only, to ensure minimal
damage to the engine; a hopper to catch the spent brass
and a trigger mechanism hooked to a rheostat to allow
faster or slower mowing, as needed. Maybe a grinding
wheel and mild steel feedstock, under the front edge of
the blade guard, to simulate muzzle flashes.
Then, every Saturday afternoon, suburbia erupts with
the
sounds of sustained small arms fire, as attentive
husbands
and gun nuts hose down their lawn with machine-gun
fire,
mowing the grass down in rows.
Of course, if you're American then you can use the
Gatling version, which allows you to mow the grass at
high schools and around Post Offices, using live bullets
to cut the grass.
Gatling generator
Gatling_20Generator Engine run on cartridges, blank and otherwise [Alterother, May 20 2012]
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I _know_ we've done this one before, but I can't remember
what the bugger's called. |
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I searched for quite a few variations before I posted. |
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I'm pretty sure they already use machine gun powered leaf blowers in my neighborhood. |
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Technically, this is entirely possible. It need
be no noiser than a conventional IC engine,
although where's the fun in that? |
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It would be a trifle expensive to run - even
usint a triple-expansion piston engine, the
cost is going to be something like USD$7-$8
per second, based on using standard 7.62mm
blank rounds puurchased in bulk. |
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You get a bit back on the empties, though. |
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Cost is not something that's ever deterred us, here
on the HB. |
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Bone for not using bullets to mow your lawn. |
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It's perfectly possible to cut grass using a
widely spaced grid of det cord. |
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There aren't even any clippings to pick up. |
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I'm still going for the gat. You know me, I'm a gun guy. If I
can possibly think of a practical reason for owning a
mingun, I'ma get me $6K and drive right down to Saco to
buy one off the showroom floor. |
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Now all I need is a lawn. |
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I knew we'd done this one before <link>. |
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//When you want to turn over some very large engines, like the ones in large bulldozers, you insert a shotgun shell in a port and fire it to initiate the cranking process// I thought lead additives in fuels had been banned? |
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They have, but you can still make exceptions for
specialised machinery and the military. |
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So they can deploy white Phosphorous, cluster bombs, DU penetrators and ultimately fusion weapons, but you want them to use unleaded gasoline ... ? |
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What's wrong with this picture ? |
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To be fair, most Napalm is unleaded .... just thought you should know that. |
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Oh, and Coffmann starters (q.v.) use blank cartridges with a special slow, cool-burn composition. |
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//with a special slow, cool-burn composition |
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reminds me strangely of a 1970's fag advert..or cigar advert, I forget. |
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I actually have a Coffman starter in my interesting junk
collection; it was one of those wonderful flea-market finds
where the seller has no idea what it is. I almost pissed
myself, I was so excited, so Jenny lovingly doled out $25
dollars for a useless hunk of metal that makes her husband
smile every time he notices it sitting under his workbench
collecting dust. |
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I've never been able to find any cartridges for it, which is
likely a good thing. |
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