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If someone puts up an idea that would get them imprisoned in Scotland, you put up the MFPIS tag to remind the poster that they are in non-compliance with Scottish law.
Which would result in an autobun from me without even reading the idea.
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It should be an animated GIF of a sheep shaking his ass sadly back and forth back and forth. |
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I think an example needs to be provided on one of these non-compliance ideas that are particular to Scotland. |
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Could I have a pointer to what you're referring to? |
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Ah, this would be the law which JK Rowling was all "I'm going to say something, come and arrest me", and the police response was approximately "LOL no, the law is there for people being threatening and abusive and you're just being offensive." |
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I think given that, zen_tom is probably right that it's not such a big deal. |
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This is an actual idea, but it shouldn't exist. We didn't need yet another thread to argue the politics of hate speech laws, and that is the real purpose of this. Can we please get back to custard and explosives? |
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//custard and explosives?/ |
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A packet of custard powder, a bicycle pump, two disposable lighters and a roll of electrical tape? |
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First pull the plunger all the way back and fill your bicycle pump with custard powder. |
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[This may take a while, and require a funnel] |
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Tape one lighter to the end of your bicycle pump. tape its gas release pedal down with more tape. |
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Light taped lighter with other lighter so it burns like a small pilot light at the end of your pump. |
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Select an appropriate demonstration target and point your bicycle pump at it, swivel the pump so the lighter is underneath with the flame playing across the pumps open nozzle. |
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Depress plunger in one swift smooth action. |
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And there we go, one ad hoc vanilla scented one shot flame thrower. |
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(not) Recommended for a parties and civil disobedience LARPing. |
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[Disclaimer, in very small print: may not work as advertised, no refunds or exchanges] |
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"Can you make a U-Turn?"
"A U Turn? I can make its fucking eyes water."
--Bernard Manning |
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