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I don't mind cleaning up after the last person to use the microwave. I don't mind it at all. The grimy residue of the slime he or she calls lunch doesn't turn my stomach before my own meal at all.
So why do I want to know the name of the person after whom I am cleaning up? Oh, no particular reason...
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Alice makes a giant leg of Souvlaki (spin meat) in the microwave. bits of grease and flesh explode off and coat the microwave. Inconsiderate Alice does not clean up after herself. |
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Betty comes in a few minutes later and makes popcorn. Sure, it is gross, but why clean up someone elses' mess? |
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enter globaltourniquet. He(?) was supposed to fall in love with betty, woman of his dreams in scene 3, but because he determined that betty is a slob, he marries alice instead. |
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In scene 5, after being yelled at one too many times for leaving the microwave dirty and the toilet seat up, alice goes ballistic, castrates globaltourniquet, and makes a new style Souvlaki. |
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//He(?) was supposed to fall in love with betty, woman of his dreams // |
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But the pile of soiled paper towels on Betty's keyboard prompted her to defend herself publicly, at which point [gt] found her and they worked out the facts, did a number on Alice's cubicle, and lived happily ever after. |
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[-] Sorry but I can't go along with this one. If someone can't own up to cleaning up behind themselves they are only going to say, "it was dirty when I used it but I didn't have time go after the last person" |
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+ to Eric Scot TF
~ to the idea, which would have been good if it was
for simple control of usage. |
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