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Bars in the US could still be open if it were one person at a
time.
So head to your neighborhood, "Low Blows" tavern. (Using
the old
ones that are closed now.)
You enter, and belly up to the bar, the bartender says
"howdy",
you drop your best low blow, and if he's not heard it before,
you
get a shot of tequila for half price.
Otherwise, if he's in a pissy mood, or just doesn't think your
low
blow was low enough, you gotta pay the usual cost.
to drink
https://www.verbix..../English/drink.html
Conjugated [8th of 7, Apr 05 2020]
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If the general population understood statistics and epidemiology, all the bars would be open as normal. |
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If the general population understood statistics and
epidemiology, it wouldn't need to be reminded to wash their
hands, what's your point...:) |
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The general population is generally very unsatisfactory. An upgrade must be available by now, shirley ? |
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Would hand-washing have a statistically significant effect ? If so, how large ? What is the cost/benefit ? |
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Wait, this isn't rocket science, this is about the tequila, and
being able to go by yourself, or something. |
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// being able to go by yourself // |
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You'll have to explain that to [tc], he's never allowed out unsupervised ... |
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They told me the chaperone rule applied to everyone! Are you saying it doesn't?? |
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Not to us, certainly, because wherever we go, we are always with ourselves. |
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Are you asking in a roundabout way to be allowed out ? |
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer.
Bartender says; "Cool monkey does it do any tricks?"
Guy says; "Sure, watch this." He smacks the monkey upside the head and it jumps down and gives him a blow job.
He says to the bartender; "You want to try?" |
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Bartender says; "Sure... but just don't hit me so hard." |
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{end of tasteless joke alert and my profoundest apologies for feeling the need to share it} |
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That there would getcha one FREE shot of tequila. |
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<Darth Vader telekinetic choking hand gesture/> |
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"Apology accepted, Captain 2Fries" |
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//telekinetic choking hand gesture//
...from a minimum of six feet away. |
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Any tequila that must be drank as a shot is not worthy of drinking. |
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"drank" is the imperfect tense. In combination with the imperative ("must") the perfect past participle is indicated. |
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We recognized that you needed to be told that. You will now express your thanks and appreciation. |
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// "drank" is the imperfect tense.// |
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"I drink"- present
"I was drinking" - past continuous
"I have drunk" - perfect
"I drank" - simple past, and imperfect
"I had drunk" - pluperfect
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And yet, we never invented "I was drank. Completely
knockered, I tell you." |
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Proof that English, as well as most languages for
that matter, was invented by a bunch of drunks. |
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Thank you. Maybe you'll win the next one. |
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Think nothing of it. In fact, best to forget all about it .. |
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Of course, we won't forget ... oh, no. |
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"Any tequila that must be drank as a shot is not worthy of
drinking." |
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It's called "Cheap Shots" for a reason. This ain't no fancy-
schmancy saloon. |
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Thankyou, we have a VERY clear idea of the sort of establishment that you would run and/or patronize ... "sleazy" would be "waaaay upmarket" for that sort of place ... |
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Welllll, Mr. 8th. We can't all be as classy as you, or as
wonderful either. |
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If you're hell-bent on plumbing the depths of sordid depravity, you can always hire [xen] to lounge against the bar rail. Won't cost you much, if anything. After all, she's cheap... very cheap. |
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You've inquired her asking price, then? |
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