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Well, if we remember Mork's parentage... |
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Mmmmm, long turkey. Delicious. |
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I feel as if external-pusher peristaltic pumps might already be used to send foods and beverages down long lines... |
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yes Bean, but my idea alows for greater Mobility and
no reliance on an external power source. |
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I'm going to order a specially long oven to cook it in. |
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to be gratuitous you could make it multicompartment like a 3 color toothpaste tube, attach it to a 3d printer arm and then custom flavorize the surface in a pattern. For use on vegetables only, I'm a vegetarian. |
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"Long turkey" sounds like a euphemism - perhaps the
marketing name for alligator meat. |
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You don't want to meet a real alligator - even the newly hatched ones are vicious. |
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You'd be much better off with some sort of scale model ... |
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I suppose you could use a fish kettle to set it on, instead of a roasting tray (which wouldn't be long enough). |
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// You don't want to meet a real alligator - even the newly
hatched ones are vicious. // |
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You must be confusing them with crocodiles. Alligators are
pretty friendly, for animals with so many sharp teeth. |
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//Alligators are pretty friendly// Not according to the
Intercalary. He got attacked by one during a picnic and went
into anaphylactic shock. He said the attack was completely
unprovoked, but since then he's developed a distinct phobia
about them. |
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No, hang on. I was thinking of wasps. |
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