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Our lobe fish come in a small, portable temporary fish tank. Normally, each tank contains a single type of fish, but for the adventurous, there are variety packs available.
Dangling from an otherwise normal ear ring hook is an actual fish hook. Just before you walk into the soiree, before you get
out of the car, bait the hook. Dip the baited hook into the tank, and catch your night's earwear.
As you walk through the door, your lobe fish will be wiggling on its hook, and your arrival will be the talk of the party.
Cocktail Mice
Cocktail_20Mice
a classic [calum, Dec 28 2007]
nig-earrings
http://inediblejewe...es/salmonsushiE.JPG
not baked at all [jaksplat, Dec 30 2007]
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// your arrival will be the talk of the party // |
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... as will the smell of decaying fish after a few minutes ..... |
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This would work better with small
mammals, reptiles or birds. |
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Nice earings, did you use the critchley hackle? |
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goes nice with my bacon vest and nipple paint. |
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"I usually spend a fortune on earrings, but
these were only sick squid." |
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I wonder if these would affect your herring? |
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Not if they're worn in the right plaice. |
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I dunno, I would worry that a fat person at the party might eat my earring when I wasn't paying attention |
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Ouch, this brings back bad memories of me fishing with my pointer finger [+] |
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In the subtitle, spelling it "fishion" without the hyphen would make the joke clearer, because otherwise it looks like it's pronounced (and referring to a) "fish ion," but + anyway. |
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"Sushi ... cold fish ... that's what my ex-wife used to call me....." |
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("You need to talk to Mr. Tyrell... he make your brain... ") |
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