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This trophy mount would be designed to open and close around the neck of a deer, such that the deer could choose to stand with its head in it. A pet deer living behind the wall would be trained to stand in it (drugs would work) for long periods of time.
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I was thinking more of those sports trophies which are in the form of a gilded figure of a person |
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They must drool as well. + |
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// gilded figure of a person // |
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Wouldn't it be difficult to get the person to stand still for the gilding? |
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Do this with a bunch of different animals! Like one of
those world traveling trophy hunter dens. Just have
feeding time where you've got twenty different
animals sticking their head through the wall. |
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This could be a thing at the zoo. Have each animal
have a writeup of what they are under their heads. |
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So you go from "could choose to stand in it" to "drugged to
stand in it"? |
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Drugged to choose to stand to. Now you say "animal cruelty" and I give you a raspberry. |
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I WAS going to say that. You know me so well lol |
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As long as the deer is happy I don't see any ethical problem. Are we now concerned for lesser animals right to self-determination? If so there are a lot of dogs, cats, and horses to free. |
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How happy can it be, standing solitary with its head in a
hole all day? I'm not aware of anyone who subjects a cat or
dog to such treatment. |
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I'm not suggesting it be held there with physical force. But if it would rather do that for, say, a hit of heroin or some booze who am I to judge? |
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