Litterator

While the sophistication of the Litterator can be questioned from a cultural standpoint, it is certainly useful capital to possess in situations when the discreet disposal of rubbish into one's environment is required .

Certainly, this type of sophisticated capital is fashionable with all men and women-about-town who are aware of, and have the awareness of, all passing eyes in their cosmopolitan urban environs.

Woe be to these belabored bohemians, whose crumpled playbills from the opera or burlesque show they must lug around for disposal like waste-collectors. The device they wear is similar to a waist mounted retractable keychain, but with a small electric motor and automatic clip that opens, dropping the previously inserted trash, when it is fully extended.