Liquid Meat

Most of us love a good steak, chicken sandwhich, juicy hamburger or tasty fish filet.
Not all of us always have the time for one though. Between kids, work and everything else that makes life hectic, we're lucky if we have time to grab a McBurger and McFries for Mc99cents, let alone stop for some real food, some real meat that's not just overglorified spam.
That's where LiquidMeat comes in to save the day. LiquidMeat, in seven popular flavors: Porterhouse steak, Chicken Breast Filet, Juicy Steakburger, Pork Tender Loin, Pan Seared Walleye, Tantalizing Swordfish and for the kids, Hot Doggy Dog. LiquidMeat is ready to drink straight from the bottle or can be cooked on any stove or in any microwave. First, we take farm fresh cuts of delicious meat, blend them until smooth, adding only natural herbs, spices, spring water and liquifiers to bring it to a smooth-textured consistency.
The liquid meat is then fully-cooked, in our homestyle hearths. Once finished, it is yet again blended with natural spring water and flavorings until delicately smooth and drinkable. We're talking as smooth as silk. No chunks, no gristle, not even a bit of texture. Nothing but pure meat flavor and pure meat goodness. And because it's pre-cooked, it's ready to drink on the go. All the flavor and none of the hassles of sitting down to a long steak dinner.
Or, if you want a hot meal, pour LiquidMeat in the frying pan or on a hot griddle and cook until solid. It would cut nicely into tender slices and cook fully in under 5 minutes. No more waiting an hour for steaks to cook on the grill. No more messy, greasy drippings.
Just good, old-fashioned meat. Available in your grocer's butcher shop, the cooler of most local convenience stores and coming soon, in vending machines for those of us who are really on the go.