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Limbo Bandsaw
do you dare to go under the relentless horizontal blade? | |
"Do you dare to go under the relentless horizontal blade?"
is the lurid advertising slogan that greets all those who
approach the Bandsaw Limbo event. The apparatus itself is
simple, consisting of an electric bandsaw only with the
blade now in a horizontal orientation to facilitate Limbo
Dancing.
Only for the bravest, most daring, most skilled and of
course most foolhardy, should attempt negotiating a trip
under the Limbo Bandsaw.
Not recommended for anyone with a protruding belly or
males displaying any degree of sexual arousal.
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No, sorry, wait, not yet.... we need a few minutes to get the high speed video cameras and lighting set up. |
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I actually had you in mind when I created this,
though you should probably spend some time in
the centrifuge first so that you can squeeze into
the rubber containment suit. |
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Extra points for going under while juggling chainsaws? |
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Extra points for catching one of the flaming arrows
in your teeth being fired 6 inches above the ground
across the pathway beyond the bandsaw blade. |
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Oh hell, I'm old and raggedy, I'll go first. But someones gonna
have to mop up the mess. Blood, lots of blood. Whole lot of
blood going on. |
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Might help the next attempt slip through. |
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*strenuously resists posting Bimbo Landsaw |
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Mmmmmyeah; stay strong on that one, [Voice]. There may be
some places on the internet where "women are dumb", with
overtones of "chopping up women", is funny, but I'm hoping this
doesn't become one of those places. Sorry to be such a killjoy. |
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You've skewered me [pertinax], that's exactly what I was going to post. Because I'm a misogynist. |
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OK, maybe that's not what you were going to post. Sorry,
again. |
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<Watches carefully in hope of seeing [Voice] do the ol' Darth Vader telekinetic strangling on [pert]/> |
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"Hey, [8th], give us a thumbs-up if you're OK.... Great!...Ah." |
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