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You set it in the forest and it has cameras that can see little things run by it and then, when they get close enough, bam! A claw comes out and grabs the little animal and carries it into a cage. Inside the cage, the animal is burned and fuels the recharging of batteries.
Batteries are harvested
on a periodic basis, depending on the amount of fuel.
Lil' Bodysnachers are not inhumane. They are only used in areas where there is irrefutable abundance of little critters.
Preheating this idea...
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Ha! You skeptics, it is possible! [daseva, Jul 15 2009]
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What colours would it come in? |
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I was thinking of a similar ad campaign to the ipod nano-chromatics. |
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That's a good question, but I think the answer might be 'maybe'. I set a bag of cheetos on fire and that worked, anyways. |
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I think energy is only generated if the body is dried; otherwise evaporating water uses all the energy. |
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But...what if they decide that We are irrefutably overabundant little critters? |
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To get energy, you'll have to squish out the water, let it dry a bit, and burn the resulting paste. |
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Why do I always feel slightly unnerved whenever I see "Lil'"? |
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//Why do I always feel slightly unnerved whenever I see "Lil'"?// |
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It's all those gangsters. |
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well it would at least provide more calories to not have to evaporate the water as well. Anyway, I don't think the critters would burn. |
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//Why do I always feel slightly unnerved whenever I see "Lil'"?//
Because the apostrophe is in the wrong place perhaps? |
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//otherwise evaporating water uses all the energy//
Hmm, crematoria steam-engines... |
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