Lightning Gun

So, the hundreds of millions of people of a certain large country finally got sick of working sixteen hours for a small bowl of carbohydrates a day and decided to accept their country's propaganda that life is better spent waging war against their true capitalist, foreign oppressors than in their factories producing cheap plastic garbage for them.

So the war was well underway and we on this side were all getting pretty lazy and sick of dying for no reason. So we decided to build the lightning gun. Basically the first model worked pretty well. It was a large electronic generator with a gigantic capacitor that fired a large conductive ordianance toward the enemy. The ordinance when first fired would be positively charged and the capacitor would fire an increasingly larger voltage of electricity at it in increments, travelling through the plasmacized atmosphere. The ordinance would stay positive through induction and loss of electrons due to friction of movement.

Eventually when the ordianance reaches the enemy soldiers the Lightning Gun is blasting it with such high voltage, the voltage jumps and electrocutes everyone nearby, while we yell, "make our plastic dollar store junk!"