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not sure of that kind of detail, but the
advantages of a fitter staff would soon
pay dividends for any company so
money could be offered - and thanks
for croissant 21 Quest. |
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I surely like it very much. I'd quite like it if the rewards were of the kind which meant when you wanted a lift, it arrived very quickly. |
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What prevents someone from tailgating their way on to the lift without swiping the card? |
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a huge bank of rotating knives |
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This idea would cause deaths in hospitals, elevators/lifts are not just for lazy people. |
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//This idea would cause deaths in
hospitals// duhh that's why it says
"office workers" and the "less able are
exempt" - I give up - think I need a
bakery holiday. |
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You would have to be grossly unfit in the first place to receive any tangible benefit from using stairs instead of lifts. Unless you're going up and down all day - but in that case I would suggest that your office is on the wrong floor. |
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Time is money. Hence the lift. |
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//This idea would cause deaths in hospitals// do you mean to tell me there are no office workers in hospitals? Take your holiday, just not the lift. |
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Perhaps the negative consequesnces are just that it takes longer to get the positive ones. If I never take the stairs it will take me a lot longer to get my overall score turned around. If I always take the stairs, it means that the few times I do take the elevator, it is a loss that is easily compensated for. |
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The penalty for being caught doing this
is being drowned a tank of frogspawn in
a public place. It's just not worth the
risk. |
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There's a more severe
punishment for that again. It can't even
be
written down, it's so horrible, but I can
tell you that it involves lots of elastic
bands and bags of soot. |
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This is an excellent idea, and I plan to incorporate it into my suggestion for revisions to national health care policy (keep watching the HB main page). |
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To overcome the whole swipe card issue, use RFID tags. The tag doesn't need to be actively swiped, and visitors simply don't register with the system at all.
Good idea - bun from me. |
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in order to use the lift you have to demonstrate a bodyfat percentage of <x. |
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