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Lego Brand Sex Toys

 Choose your girth, click together and play.
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With sex toys,there seems to be a gap in the market. Fill this gap with Lego Brand Sex Toys.

Fancy 10 inches tonight? Simply click on a few blocks to the tip and Lego has never been so satisfying. These special bricks are rounded on all the previously sharp corners to allow smooth entry.

Change the colour if you are so inclined. Add bumps and rivulets. Put a smiling spaceman face on the end. You're only limited by your imagination.

—benfrost, Mar 18 2005

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       I would not recommend stickle bricks for this purpose.
—skinflaps, Mar 18 2005
   

       Meccano/Erector Steely Dan?
—AbsintheWithoutLeave, Mar 18 2005
   

       //You're only limited by your imagination// That, and the funny looks from the people at Toys R Us.
—shapu, Mar 18 2005
   

       What about the danger of losing small bits in unfortunate places? Legos are a great toy, but the tolerances on those bricks weren't always laser perfect. With the misshapen parts needed for sex toys, I don't see this aspect improving.
—Soterios, Mar 18 2005
   

       You could call them "Lego Pricks"
—Ling, Mar 18 2005
   

       Your prototype for this could be use the legos you have. Build your "member" to satisfaction and cover it with a condom.
—MySoulWanders, Mar 18 2005
   

       You do realize your'e sick...right? +
—blissmiss, Mar 18 2005
   

       I *KNEW* this was a [benfrost] idea before I read it. Sick! [+]
—Klaatu, Mar 18 2005
   

       I'm sure there's some joke about guys boasting about their resemblance to Duplo rather then Lego here...
—hippo, Mar 18 2005
   

       Ribbed for her pleasure..
—Mr Burns, Mar 18 2005
   

       how do I do a wavy hand here - kids and sex etc?
—po, Mar 18 2005
   

       keep away from children
—benfrost, Mar 18 2005
   

       Somewhere out there right now there's a very confused parent shopping for building blocks on the net.
—RayfordSteele, Mar 18 2005
   

       Lego-Ver
—kmlabs, Mar 21 2005
   

       Ow ow ow ow OW. And I thought that engaging in relations with guys that have genital piercings was painful...
—submitinkmonkey, Mar 21 2005
   

       Yes...SICK! Do you hear? SICK! But, ahhhh...I do have one question. Leggo's come apart rather easily. What happens if the...well, ahh...the tip...well, that is, the little funny face comes off right in the middle of ... ahhh...welll...ahhh...Oh, never mind, then.
—Blisterbob, Sep 22 2005
   

       //keep away from children
- benfrost, Mar 18 2005//		   

       Shouldn't that be:   

       keep benfrost away from children
-Mar 18 2005
—wagster, Sep 22 2005
   

       i find they keep their distance - especially when they see the scar running down my face, the hook on my hand, parrot on the shoulder and wooden leg.
—benfrost, Sep 23 2005
   

       Yarr! Run along now and get me my vittals!
—wagster, Sep 23 2005
   
      
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