h a l f b a k e r yYou gonna finish that?
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With sex toys,there seems to be a gap in the market.
Fill this gap with Lego Brand Sex Toys.
Fancy 10 inches tonight? Simply click on a few blocks to the tip and Lego has never been so satisfying. These special bricks are rounded on all the previously sharp corners to allow smooth entry.
Change
the colour if you are so inclined. Add bumps and rivulets. Put a smiling spaceman face on the end. You're only limited by your imagination.
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I would not recommend stickle bricks for this purpose. |
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Meccano/Erector Steely Dan? |
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//You're only limited by your imagination//
That, and the funny looks from the people at Toys R Us. |
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What about the danger of losing small bits in unfortunate places? Legos are a great toy, but the tolerances on those bricks weren't always laser perfect. With the misshapen parts needed for sex toys, I don't see this aspect improving. |
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You could call them "Lego Pricks" |
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Your prototype for this could be use the legos you have. Build your "member" to satisfaction and cover it with a condom. |
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You do realize your'e sick...right? + |
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I *KNEW* this was a [benfrost] idea before I read it. Sick! [+] |
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I'm sure there's some joke about guys
boasting about their resemblance to
Duplo rather then Lego here... |
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Ribbed for her pleasure.. |
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how do I do a wavy hand here - kids and sex etc? |
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Somewhere out there right now there's a very confused parent shopping for building blocks on the net. |
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Ow ow ow ow OW. And I thought that engaging in relations with guys that have genital piercings was painful... |
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Yes...SICK! Do you hear? SICK! But, ahhhh...I do have one question. Leggo's come apart rather easily. What happens if the...well, ahh...the tip...well, that is, the little funny face comes off right in the middle of ... ahhh...welll...ahhh...Oh, never mind, then. |
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//keep away from children
- benfrost, Mar 18 2005// |
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keep benfrost away from children
-Mar 18 2005 |
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i find they keep their distance - especially when they see the scar running down my face, the hook on my hand, parrot on the shoulder and wooden leg. |
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Yarr! Run along now and get me my vittals! |
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