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The US legal system apparently makes a mockery of justice already, so why not liven it up a bit? Invite cheerleaders for the prosecution and the defense (or both sides if it's a civil matter). These cheerleaders should create appropriate cheers for their side's current stratagem.
"Ready? OK! Who's
the guy we need alive? Don't let him testify! Use Amendment number five!"
I forsee more public interest in the legal system. Also it can't hurt to hear Latin in more cheers.
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I see Texas is trying to create illegal cheerleaders. |
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I've never specified the sex of the cheerleaders. And I suppose Texans can have their cheerleaders without "obscene" dances. |
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We really need hotdog vendors in those god damn courtrooms. Keep your cheerleaders, I don't need boobs bouncing around everytime the defense calls a witness, or an objection is made. I need hotdogs. And Peanuts. Maybe a few beautiful models naked just standing around, that way during the slow moments you can admire the beauty of the female form. |
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Ring card girls, strutting around in high heels and barely-bikinis, holding up a card with the number of times an objection has been sustained or overruled. |
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I rather like the idea of illegal cheerleaders. Presumably they'd be sneaking around at night, wearing shadow-grey crop-tops and ra-ra skirts. Balaclava hats, too. Trying to avoid being caught in possession of illicit pom-poms with intent to chant... |
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...I think maybe I should get back to work. |
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Would this be part of the trial half-time show? |
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