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This lightweight device is intended to be worn near the bust of a woman's garment. It contains a simple display that shows a number, a camera, a battery, and a computer. Through facial recognition and eye tracking it displays the number of times the person facing the device has looked at her cleavage.
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[pocmloc, Apr 23 2022]
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I'm intrigued, I understand the number, but what's the
symbolism of the display showing a
camera, a battery and a computer? |
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Politically incorrect and in shockingly bad taste. [+] |
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It is isn't it .. can it come with a cap with the ideas strapline
printed on it & an arrow pointing down? |
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Just in case anyone
is
looking at their face instead. |
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So the easiest way to have a socially acceptable low number is a constant unwavering stare? |
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If you never stop staring at her boobs it only counts as one. |
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Should have some kind of buzzer or alarm too. |
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Robot voice that says "BREAST GAZER! BREAST GAZER!". |
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I do detect just one major problem for this idea though,
sunglasses, particularly mirrored shades. |
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Men to look at necklaces too, could just be innocent. |
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"I was just looking at that blinking, beeping, radar tracking
device looking thing on your neck." |
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"Just trying to read your t-shirt miss. Ah yes, Hanes. Very good." |
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