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Local definition of a lazy wind: "a wind that would rather go throo ya than go round ya" (must be spoken with a rough tongue to be authentic)
In the face of a lazy wind, I really don't want to take my hands out of my pockets, so I just press a button in the lining to activate my Lazy Collar.
Small
pistons, discretely concealed under the collar, raise it to a fully upright position then act as angled supports, bracing it against that lazy wind.
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Great name for a product range "Lazy". Lazy is always good :-) |
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I have no interest in the collar, at this particular point in
time. But where, pray tell, may one purchase this rough
tongue of which you speak? |
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Also known as the cat's tongue wanking mitt. |
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Thanks [rcarty]. I shall google that when i get to work on
Monday. The guys at Anil & Anil, Retention Services LLC
will be pleased. |
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I thought this would be a ball-bearing-mounted collar. |
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Couldn't you just attach small airfoils to the collar? When
the wind reaches a certain velocity the collars raise
themselves. |
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And when you take it off? Odour Humanity! |
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I was picturing a cop sitting at a
[Turn yourself in]
booth |
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