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Lawn Ornaments of Love

 Now, Your Partner can pretty up your garden
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Forget plastic flamingos and gnomes! Here;s the Lawn ornaments of Love kit. Everything you need to make a life-size statue of your partner! Now, whenever you leave or enter your home, you get to look at your partner! A unique "monument" to your sweetheart and to love in general!
—LaSparkster, Sep 26 2002

Mantlepiece Ornaments of Love http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/
Not for minors. Also, the only website where Flash is put to worthwhile use (if you skip the intro). [calum, Sep 27 2002]

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       please elaborate upon the contents of this kit.
—kaz, Sep 26 2002
   

       why you asking kazzy? ;)
—po, Sep 26 2002
   

       But, my ex-girlfriend loved the pink flamingos..... or is that why she's my ex, I forget...
—Mr Burns, Sep 26 2002
   

       So you could cast the ex that dumped you in concrete to pat or kick several times a day?
—FarmerJohn, Sep 26 2002
   

       A waterproof punchbag standing upright with a face painted on it would be sufice.
—skinflaps, Sep 27 2002
   

       Used condoms, used diapers and heroin syringes, perhaps - wait, that's baked in parks
—thumbwax, Sep 27 2002
   

       You're definitely going to the wrong parks
—Mr Burns, Sep 27 2002
   

       The kit would consist of a molding medium like clay, plaster, or a soft, moldable plastic, trimming tools, and paints. Your sweetheart, accourse, would be the model, and you can sculpt his/her likeness naked, fully dressed, in a swimsuit, in a toga, whatever you wish
—LaSparkster, Sep 27 2002
   

       I can't help thinking "Lawn ornaments of Love" should be the name of a song
—hippo, Sep 27 2002
   

       What if your life-mate is very gnome-like?   

       Unfortunately, I think this is *baked* in the form of a beginners sculpting kit, unless there's something in this idea that tailors it more towards making lawn-ornament replicas of your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.
—nick_n_uit, Sep 29 2002
   

       Should be a Jackson Browne song.
—waugsqueke, Sep 29 2002
   

       Calum, the idea is to create a full-figure image of your partner, not just selected body parts.
—LaSparkster, Nov 15 2002
   
      
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