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Forget plastic flamingos and gnomes! Here;s the Lawn ornaments of Love kit. Everything you need to make a life-size statue of your partner! Now, whenever you leave or enter your home, you get to look at your partner! A unique "monument" to your sweetheart and to love in general!
Mantlepiece Ornaments of Love
http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/
Not for minors. Also, the only website where Flash is put to worthwhile use (if you skip the intro). [calum, Sep 27 2002]
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please elaborate upon the contents of this kit. |
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But, my ex-girlfriend loved the pink flamingos..... or is that why she's my ex, I forget... |
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So you could cast the ex that dumped you in concrete to pat or kick several times a day? |
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A waterproof punchbag standing upright with a face painted on it would be sufice. |
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Used condoms, used diapers and heroin syringes, perhaps - wait, that's baked in parks |
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You're definitely going to the wrong parks |
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The kit would consist of a molding medium like clay, plaster, or a soft, moldable plastic, trimming tools, and paints. Your sweetheart, accourse, would be the model, and you can sculpt his/her likeness naked, fully dressed, in a swimsuit, in a toga, whatever you wish |
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I can't help thinking "Lawn ornaments of Love" should be
the name of a song |
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What if your life-mate is very gnome-like? |
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Unfortunately, I think this is *baked* in the form of a beginners sculpting kit, unless there's something in this idea that tailors it more towards making lawn-ornament replicas of your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend. |
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Should be a Jackson Browne song. |
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Calum, the idea is to create a full-figure image of your partner, not just selected body parts. |
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