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Da ultimate in home security....DA LAWN NINJA!!!!!
Jest put down da patented Ninja Cannon in behind a bush and when a thief or a salesman walks up to your door press da button and the Ninja Cannon shoots out an infinite supply of Lawn Ninjas to defend your fortress.
Pleese specify your perferred model.
Swordsman,
throwing star expert, Kung-Fu, Karate, Mind Control, Gangsta, or Hillbilly/Redneck w/Shotgun.
ebonics translator
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
an' i be droppin dis here webpage, jus hookin up ma peeps wit some ill dope. [samosa_pirate, Nov 15 2008]
Gninja Gnomes
http://www.thegreen...en-gnome-statue.php
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 03 2013]
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fatal flaw: You would have to be home in order to *press da button*, so these Ninjas would be useless as home security. Home security usually involves something to protect your home when you are not there. |
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We dusnt need no stinkin' Ninjas. We be bustin' a cap in yo motherfuckin' ass all by our peaceluvin' kentucky lickin' selves. Peace out, H to da Izzo, v to da Izzay. |
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I notice you said //da patented Ninja Cannon//. I presume you meant *dose* patented Ninja Cannons. It is obvious that these come in a 2pac. |
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HA! lulz roflz etcz YOU SHOWDEM FULE! Jest pressin all da bu''ins aiit! |
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Oh, and one other thing, would you mind keeping it real? Thanks. |
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What chu jest call me u fucking stoopid hillbilly!? |
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clicklicker? one who licks clicks? Is there something I'm not getting here. [marked-for-deletion] magic //infinite supply//. |
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Yeah, go play the pink oboe somewhere else. |
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He's quoting a Gorrilaz song on his profile. So, you know.. he's not really to blame for his... umm... lack of... |
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Hey, if he is such a new guy, how would he know enough to post a garden gnome/ninja idea? |
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I liked Gorillaz when they first came out! esp. the one about "I got sunshine in a bag..."
Do you think he's one of them? |
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In which case he's not plagiarising. |
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//Do you suppose he might be using a Gorilla Proxy?// |
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hats off to UnaBubba for that one. And looks like many bakers might have had a rough week, judging by the collective shit being taken on this poor chap. |
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In other words, dis here foo' iz trying ta bring ninjas ta da party, but mu'fukka got told by all da peeps in da crib. Ya' know what I'm sayin'? |
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No. What are you saying ? Doooo Youuuuu Speeeeeek Eeeeeennn-Gleeeesh ? |
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We're so sorry, he's from Barcelona. |
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Manuel is from Barcelona. Therefore, his first (native) language is most likely not Spanish, but Catalan. Unsurprisingly, he struggles with the appaling Castilian Spanish spoken to him by Basil Fawlty. |
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