h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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MINNIE:
(OFF, CALLS) There it goes again, Henry. Why don't you stop it?
HENRY:
I can't see it, Minnie, I can't find my spectacles.
MINNIE:
They're in your trousers, Henry.
BOGG:(OFF, CALLS) Hello? Can we borrow your telephone, please?
FX:
ALARM STOPS
HENRY:
(CALLS) Did you say in my trousers, Minnie?
BOGG:
(OFF, CALLS) No - I said, could I borrow your telephone?
HENRY:
(SCREAMS) We haven't got a telephone!
MINNIE:
(OFF, CALLS) I know we haven't got a telephone!
BOGG:
But I heard it ringin'!
HENRY:
(SCREAMS) That was the alarm clock ringing.
FX:
ALARM RINGS, CONTINUES UNDER THE FOLLOWING
MINNIE:
(OFF, CALLS) You're right, there it is again, Henry |
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Both baked and widely known to exist, at least as far as phones and remote controls go. Im sure there are other examples. |
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