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This basically looks like an icey-pole but for the person who has total dis-regard for their health and well being. A generous amount of pork lard, smothered in golden rich butter, deep fried until crispy, another coating of butter and to top it off, it's covered in salt, just to give it that extra
hit.
Every bite is just a step closer to a heart attack.
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dagwood dogs are actually a meat product of some sort...They are probaly not meat but some sort of crap they're trying to pass off as meat. Lardcicles are pure pork fat, deep fried, smothered in golden rich butter and then covered in delichious salt. I admit they are similar t dagwoods, but i reckon dagwoods would be considred the healthier alterntive |
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I want to have a heart attack just thinking about it. |
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You might want to follow one of these with one of my new TripleBypassicles™. |
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It sounds just like that hunk of lard in a can of pork and beans. You know, the queen bean. |
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Homer: When you're in my house you do what I tell you. Now butter your bacon!
Bart: Yes sir.
Homer: Now bacon up that sausage!
Bart: But Dad, my heart hurts!
Homer: Doooo it... |
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If you only hold the lard in the deep fryer for a small amount of time it shouldn't do to much. All it does is go crackly...like pork crackle...mmmmmm, pork crackles |
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I want one, I like to live life on the edge, where can I get
one? if I cant get one how do I make one. This would
provide my hourly lard hit in the conveniance of a
popsicle. |
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