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Knocking Box
The gift for someone who has everything (except for a subtle sense of nagging dread) | |
The Knocking Box is a fiendishly difficult puzzle box with
some electronics and mechanical elements hidden inside,
designed to be given as a gift. The puzzle box element is
actually pretty simple, it just gives few clues as to how it is
to be opened (and most of those are misleading). Eventually
the recipient gives up. But, then again, thats the idea, the
box wants you to give up. It wants to be put on a shelf and
forgotten.
Because, once it has been left untouched for a period of 7
days (as reported by onboard accelerometers) the two hidden
features are activated (and stay activated).
1. Echo Knock. The Knocking Box will listen with its onboard
microphones for any sound that matches its exterior being
tapped or knocked upon. It will count the number of taps or
knocks and will knock back the same number of times... with
two exceptions. Firstly, if it detects that you have knocked in
the tempo of shave-and-a-haircut it will knock back twice to
the tempo of two-bits. Secondly, if you knock to the tempo of
the drumbeat from the title music from The Terminator, it
will knock back between one and five times to indicate
battery level.
2. Fingernail scatch. Once the hidden features have been
activated and the Knocking Box has in addition not been
moved in the last day, it will, at random times (just a few
times a day), gently scratch at the inside of the box, as if
something with sharp fingernails or claws is waking up and
testing its environment.
Internally the Knocking Box is a low power computer capable
of working in a sealed environment (something like a
Raspberry Pi) with a really big rechargeable battery (so that
this can run for months), a servo controller, two quiet servo
motors (scratch and knock) with appropriate mechanics so
that the rotation of the servos is translated into realistic
sounding knocks and scratches. It also includes a microphone
and accelerometer (for obvious reasons). Included in the pack
(but not intended to be given to the recipient) is a spare
battery so that the kind friend/prankster can easily open the
box and swap the battery out every couple of months with a
freshly charged one while the recipient/victim is out of the
room for five minutes. Also included are the instructions to
open the box and the magnet that you have to touch to one
of its surfaces to release the latch. Software is fairly simple
with the exception of being able to understand the sound of a
knock be able to differentiate this from other
background/handling noises. Im just going to wave my arms
and say pattern recognition and machine learning for that
one.
The Knocking Box is not available anywhere and will
definitely not explode in your face. Ever.
Box with the sound of its own making
https://www.metmuse...ction/search/689665 a particular favourite piece of me and many others [xenzag, Nov 04 2019]
Useless Machine
https://en.wikipedi...iki/Useless_machine Generic [8th of 7, Nov 05 2019]
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Will it summon Pinhead and the Cenobites if you slide its panels into the Lament Configuration ? |
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We suggest the inclusion of a motor-driven mass at the end of an eccentric arm. One fast rotation causes the box to move position slightly. This should be triggered at quiet times when the box can be fairly sure it is not being observed. |
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Not bad - reminds me of 'Box With The Sound Of Its
Own Making' - (see link) and also 'The Tell Tale
Heart' by Edgar Allan Poe. Mysteriously produced
noises are always a winner for me. |
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Shoot, st3f, I thought you fell off the flat planet and were
gone for good. |
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I was in the process of making a list of people who "deserve"
an Echo Box, and to my dismay, at the end it was revealed I
wouldn't be able to purchase a few/bunch/whole lot. |
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Great one, oh Great one. :-) |
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[8th of 7]; I was thinking it needs to move, too. |
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It's quite a sort of "Tinguely" thing in its way, this box. |
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You didn't answer the question about the Cenobites ... |
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I thought this was going to be a sex aid for sadomasochists
with claustrophobia. |
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Or maybe a very small brothel. |
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Ask not for whom the box knocks... |
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[8th of 7] No Cenobites for you. #seinfeld |
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[blissmiss] Fell over. Couldn't get up. |
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[8th of 7], [neutrinos_shadow] Agreed. A heavy
eccentric wheel that makes the box go
thump/jump every now and again sounds like a good
(possibly even necessary) addition. |
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[skewed] I was intending to post this idea at
Halloween for greater creepiness. I didn't
get around to it and didn't want to let this fester in
my brain for another year so here
it is a few days late. Plus the time machine was out
of action. Anyhow, the name
'Knocking Box' was intended to be part of the
creepiness. It's the name for the single-
occupancy enclosure in a slaughterhouse in which you
kill the animal. So there's that.
Also, now I have the thought of a 'Single-Occupancy
Brothel' but let's not go there... |
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[xenxag], [8th of 7] (again). Yep. Totally inspired by
Useless Machines and the thought
"What would this look like if you contained the
interaction in the box?" Also (very
loosely) inspired by [hippo]'s Deja Vu Home. Box
with the sound of its own making
sounds like my kind of thing. Also I have no need to
see it because the concept and the
fact that it exists is enough for me. |
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[2 fries] It knocks for th... no... not you... the lady
behind you with the lazy eye and
the custard fedora. |
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couldn't it move about a bit too? like a jumping bean or have I been reading too much pTerry? |
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// heavy eccentric wheel that makes the box go thump/jump every now and again // |
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[po], do try to keep up, there's a dear. Do you want your tartan rug tucking round your legs ? The nice lady will be here soon with the tea trolley. |
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//but let's not go there// |
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Add wheels & you wouldn't have to, it could come to you. |
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Or maybe it can be delivered by drone or strapped to the back
of one of those nice chaps
from Deliveroo. |
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//It's the name for the single- occupancy enclosure in a
slaughterhouse in which you kill the animal// |
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Ah! I didn't know that, perhaps the connotations (as a name)
for
a //Single-Occupancy// knocking shop would be a bit dark. |
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Especially so soon after [Frankx] //Single-use bedding// idea. |
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Sounds like a title for a James Bond movie ... |
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Sounds like a title for every James Bond movie. |
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Well, certainly sounds like a plot strand of every James Bond movie ... |
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