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Knee Beards

Shave your legs...

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...and leave a soul patch below each patella, maybe a fu-manchu if you can wear shorts year round to allow it grow.

—	Giblet, Mar 14 2008

The Date http://www.cartoons...lowres/abrn160l.jpg
[Amos Kito, Mar 15 2008]

one can always use fake hair stockings if desired http://www.moosebur...ed%20tights%201.jpg
[xandram, Mar 19 2008]

..or full body beard..eww http://olla.raggoz....y_man%20(WinCE).jpg
[xandram, Mar 19 2008]

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I freakin' love Fu Manchu, dude... [+]

—	david_scothern, Mar 15 2008

Most, most excellent +

—	xenzag, Mar 15 2008

I'll give you a knee-bun, but I wouldn't don this style. (thinks about braids)

—	xandram, Mar 15 2008

lol david. Glad you noticed my drunken posting spree.

—	Giblet, Mar 15 2008

we all did.

—	po, Mar 15 2008

I really don't ever want to see anyone with knee beards, but I bet it would be popular. Drink up, [Giblet]. [+]

—	baconbrain, Mar 16 2008

...not by the hair on my shinny shin shin.

—	2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 16 2008

This only works if you have especially dark and profuse knee hair. Otherwise, it'd be rather hard to notice!

—	qt75rx1, Mar 16 2008

Imagine what it would look like if you skinned your knee! Ugh!

—	Jscotty, Mar 19 2008

Soul patches on one's face are bad enough.

—	sninctown, Mar 20 2008