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Firstly, let me point out that I don't own a cat and wouldn't
use this even if I did.
However, it occurs to me that a young kitten may miss being
groomed by its mother, so the new adopted mother could pop
the Kitten Licker over the lips (and possibly also nose with
some ducting to enable
breathing) and groom away. The
tongue cover would be rough like a cat's tongue. The deluxe
model would also purr.
Disclaimer: Other uses strictly at your own risk.
These things are, essentially Baked
http://www.pet-dog-...=shop-flypage-32714
...except they are, quite understandably in the circumstances, designed for your hands rather than your tongue. [DrCurry, Nov 04 2012]
Tootsie Pop Licking Machine
http://www.tootsie.com/gal_machine.php
As mentioned in an annotation [Vernon, Nov 05 2012]
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Gross, sick and perverted. [-] |
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Mildly humorous as I find this (more so for the reaction of
my arch-nemesis), I am compelled to point out
that kittens begin grooming themselves at a very early
age, and petting, stroking, and scratching by an
attentive owner is an excellent surrogate for momma cat's
lovin'. |
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Frisco would not let me come within 10 feet of him
with this apparatus on. His nether regions are his
nether regions, never to be touched by fake human
licks. Yuck. But a + for the thought of something
making up for the lack of a mother's love. Your heart
was in the right place, I think...just your
methodology I take issue with. |
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Cut the thumb off a cat mitt. |
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This operation could be performed more easily on a
lathe, shirley? |
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[8th of 7] The contents of your [] contradict your
comment. |
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[Alterother] I didn't mean as a teaching device. |
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[blissmiss] I honestly didn't think of genitalia, I was
thinking of behind the ears, the place they have
to wipe with their paws. |
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The thing that made me chuckle when I thought of
this idea and my reason for posting it, is that I'm
99% sure that if I made this, people would buy it,
and they are the kind of people I don't mind taking
money from. |
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Also, it should have whiskers. |
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Neither did I. Kitten have learned how to clean themselves
by the time they're weaned, so as long as you give one
plenty of love and affection, it won't miss its mother at
all. It really doesn't have enough brains to imprint on
more than one caregiver at that age. |
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And you're absolutely right about that sort of person. |
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I bet some people would buy this. [+] for novelty. |
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Cat cleaning should instead require copious quantities of carbon tetrachloride and safety matches. Bun withheld pending review by Dr. Katvorkian at the GROGco Testing Laboratory and Carburetor Cleaning Emporium. [ ] |
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Let me tell you a good way to clean rescued kittens
(which often have upper respiratory disease where
I'm from, and need to actually be cleaned.) |
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Yes, a warm rag works, but if we are talking about an
automatic replacement, I have seen some nice dogs
do a great job cleaning up the little sicklings. The
diseases are usually non communicable, and even
the ones that are are only threatening to young
ones. |
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Wait, are we are still talking about actual kittens on this idea for a textured, vibrating tongue-condom / oral dam combo for licking pussies? |
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//Yes, a warm rag works, but if we are talking about an automatic replacement, I have seen some nice dogs do a great job cleaning up the little sicklings. The diseases are usually non communicable, and even the ones that are are only threatening to young ones// in bed. |
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Well, _someone_ had to go there! |
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fortunately, just prior to reading your anno, I managed to get sprayed in the face with lemon air-freshener. |
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I thought this would be a machine, perhaps somewhat related to the linked machine. |
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With this exciting new possibility brought to light, I must bun. [+] (I still wouldn't use it on a cat. To recap: Pussy=YES, Cat=NO) |
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