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Or, as a considerate parent, buy it and put it on the seat in front of your little devil.
A buffer made of shock absorbing material that can clasped on to the back of an airplane seat
Knee Defender
http://www.gadgetdu...s/kneedefender.html
[theircompetitor, Aug 25 2014]
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I'll have one for my car, one for my missus' car, and one just to whack [crash] if he doesn't TURN THAT BLOODY GAMEBOY DOWN!!! |
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Just turn around and say in a distinct voice: would you please stop kicking my seat? It annoys me. |
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It really works. Look 'm straight in the eyes mate. |
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Cattle prods. They're the only effective solution. |
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Or, "If you don't stop kicking my seat NOW, I'm going to pull this plane over and give you a good whack." |
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//Look 'm straight in the eyes mate.// |
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boi, this idea sure got kicked down after an initial 4+. Bum(p)mer |
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This would soften sharp kicks, but the steady pushes would still get through. |
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I'm with [zeno] on this one, only do it with one of those scarily broad smiles on your face at the time - lot's of teeth. Make it look as though you *might* eat them. |
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I think that speaking without looking facilitates my staying alive. |
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Just tilt your seat back real fast when they're eating. |
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We traveled w/ twin 4 yr old boys last December. We did all we could for our fellow travelers: Leap pads with headphones, colouring books, look at how the wing works, listen to the engine, etc.
I still wish they had a soundproof section for children.
"Um, Sweet, Beautiful, Lovely, Wife. I think I forgot my sanity back in the forward cabin right next to the stewardess' drink making section. If I could just step out for a minute to see if I could find it, please?" |
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I envisioned some sort of kung fu cheerleader, and man was my croissant ready. How disappointing. |
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//Just turn around and say in a distinct voice: would you please stop kicking my seat? It annoys me.//
Is a pirate voice distinct enough, or should I try the baby talk voice instead? |
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Use skirt to bind and gag kicker. Place kicker in overhead luggage for remainder of trip. Nap. |
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